- Point of View Video: Head Chef at a Top London Restaurant.
- Every Way to Fry an Egg.
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- This Is Why Vegetables Taste Better In Restaurants.
- We Cooked The Best Michelin Star Dish From Every Decade.
Helping CEOs Understand How Customers Interact With Advertising, Products, Brands, and Channels
May 14, 2025
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May 13, 2025
Direct Response vs. Brand Pendulum
Here's USPS marketing mail volume since the fiscal year ending September 2008:
Aside ... when people tell you that #printisback, they fail to realize that every year the USPS publishes facts saying that marketing mail volume is contracting. The facts, publicly shared by the USPS, suggest otherwise.
When a marketing channel dies, costs within the channel disconnect with the reality of the marketing channel. Post-COVID, that is the reality of print ... paper / printing / postage costs escalate, while the effectiveness of the channel erodes. This causes those who use the channel to spend less, which causes service providers to charge more. If you believe this story doesn't end well, trust your instincts.
Those of you paying more for clicks in paid search and paid social ... pay attention to how this story plays out ... your destiny is connected.
Remember your homework assignment?
In some ways, it feels like an era is ending in ecommerce. Now, ecommerce is thriving, don't get me wrong. But an era is ending. The "direct response" era is ending. Is it "ending ending"? No. But it is ending.
Think about ecommerce as a pendulum. On one side is Direct Response. On the other side is Brand Marketing. Neither side gets along. Both sides serve a very different purpose. You don't leverage Direct Response marketing to get a customer to buy a Toyota Highlander. You can leverage Brand Marketing to get a customer to purchase Griot's Garage Speed Shine, though Direct Response is likely more appropriate.
The importance of Brand Marketing becomes painfully apparent when a Direct Response channel either becomes too expensive, unresponsive, or both. All of which is happening in 2025 ... paid search and paid social yield expensive clicks that are less responsive than they used to be. Marketplaces are a logical outcome of expensive clicks ... the Direct Response marketer leverages "somebody else's" traffic from a Marketplace to overcome expensive clicks ... paying a fixed percentage for each order instead of a variable cost for each click. Marketplaces are death, of course ... do you really want to be known as a supplier for Amazon or "that Etsy person with the cute stuff?"
Marketplaces are the digital version of a Mall.
We all know what happened to Malls.
Your homework assignment should lead you to a realization.
- Direct Response in an optimized state with decaying channels = trouble.
- Brand Marketing is generally wasteful (sometimes due to the incompetence of the marketer employing the tactic ... and yes, I have the receipts).
- Marketplaces in 2025 are the refuge for Direct Response marketers without a Strong Brand. This may well be the right place for a weaker brand to be ... to become an Amazon supplier. Better than not being in business at all, right?
- If your choices follow a pendulum between Direct Response and Brand Marketing, you probably feel like you have an unsatisfying future.
May 12, 2025
When Marketing Channels Die
- 1998: 20,000,000 viewers. Spend $1,000,000, get $3,000,000 in sales at a 40% profit factor = $3,000,000 * 0.40 - $1,000,000 = $200,000 profit.
- 2012: 8,000,000 viewers. Spend $600,000, get $1,200,000 in sales at a 40% profit factor = $1,200,000 * 0.40 - $600,000 = ($120,000) profit.
- 2025: 4,000,000 viewers. Spend $500,000, get $600,000 in sales at a 40% profit factor = $600,000 * 0.40 - $500,000 = ($260,000) profit.
- Answering that question takes you to the "balancing direct response and brand" section of the document, FYI.
- "Balancing Direct Response and Brand" ... FYI, is a difficult proposition.
- By the end of the week, I'll share where that balance is happening ... in what I call Customer Media Marketing ... a shift away from endless variable costs that yield clicks ... a shift to something different.
May 11, 2025
Discounts / Promotions / Clicks / Channels: The "Local Maxima"
- "The marketing calendar is built around discount events as much as it is around new product launches. Seems like a necessary evil in order to keep growing revenue."
- "Facebook and Google are too expensive and the clicks they send us don't convert as well as they used to convert."
- It shifted from "what" it sells to "how" to sell it (discounts, promos, clicks, channels). This is a familiar transition, one that always looks good in the short term and is harmful in the long term.
May 08, 2025
Via One of Our Intrepid Readers!
Every once in awhile you run across something compelling. One of our loyal readers forwarded this post on LinkedIn from the Co-Founder of Chubbies (click here). Heck, the writing style is reminiscent of the my days of writing Gliebers Dresses episodes (click here for the Shark Tank edition).
In the post, he references a document called "The Brand Lifecycle". Your homework assignment? Please review this link, we'll talk about it next week, ok?
May 07, 2025
Wanting to Belong
Below is what I originally wrote for today ... then I saw this story and thought that it is important you see the importance of community, of belonging (all of which your company already provides, either formally or most likely informally). Click here for the video from CBS Sunday Morning.
Ok, time for the original post.
The emailer told me he couldn't get access to magazine lists anymore (his magazine lists he rented stopped publishing via print a few years ago) and he told me that Google had become "too expensive". I privately wondered if his customers believed in his business? Did his customers want to belong to the ecosystem his brand was part of? Could his own customers share his story?
I suppose it's always been this way, but for many of you, your customers want to belong to something.
I was at the NASCAR Cup race in Phoenix two months ago. There was a long line at the Busch Light beer stand. I'd frequently hear patrons say how they won't drink Bud Light ("they don't get my money anymore") ... think about that, they won't give their money to one brand but will give their money to a sister brand, which means the customer wants to belong to something and Capitalism wins regardless. Welcome to 2025.
It's no different with the Costco / Target stuff that is going on. You'll harm Target if you don't feel like you belong to their overarching messaging ... if you don't feel like you are welcome anymore. Except there the money isn't flowing to the same parent company ... it's truly going to the competition.
There are, of course, the obvious financial implications of "not belonging". Ask Bud Light and Target.
There are the non-obvious financial implications. In a recent project (numbers dummied up here to protect the innocent), each website visit that didn't deliver a conversion added precisely one dollar to the future value of the customer. Five percent of the 0-48 month file visited the website in a given month, so this $30,000,000 brand generated $200,000 per month ... $2,400,000 per year (8% of annual sales) by simply "engaging" the customer.
Yes, there's a difference between the phony "engagement" created by gimmicks and the community building that causes a customer to want to belong, thereby visiting your website and adding $2.4 million per year because the customer feels like s/he belongs.
Maybe your customer wants to belong to something meaningful.
You likely provide something meaningful to the customer.
Connect the two.
May 06, 2025
When You Run Out Of Lists And Clicks ...
There's two trends happening ... have been happening for quite some time:
- Old-School brands lamenting that "lists don't work" or that "lists aren't available anymore".
- Ecommerce brands lamenting that "clicks don't work like they used to" ... via Facebook or Google.
May 05, 2025
The Greatest Marketing Analytics Equation of All Time
- 0/3 mailings = $0.
- 2/3 mailings = $8.40.
- 3/3 mailings = $10.50.
- 0.000 mailings = 0.000 spent.
- 0.667 mailings = 0.800 spent.
- 1.000 mailings = 1.000 spent.
- Fraction of Demand = a*(Fraction of Mailings) ^ b.
- Fraction of Demand = 1.00 * (Fraction of Mailings) ^ 0.583.
- Price Elasticity.
- The Difference in Customer Segment Performance.
- Paid Social Advertising.
- Product Listing Ad Spend.
- Catalog Mailing Frequency.
- Email Marketing Weekly Contact Frequency.
- Merchandise Assortment Size.
- Creative "Winners" vs. "Experimental Photography".
- Winners vs. Contenders vs. Others within your Assortment.
May 04, 2025
Raising Cane's
Have you ever eaten there?
Unless you are trying to feed 1,243 people, they realistically have five (5) items on the menu. Five.
Now, did I enjoy eating this styrofoam-infused pile of mediocrity? Not really. But somebody enjoys eating it. According to Google, an average Raising Cane's franchise might pull in $4,000,000 to $6,000,000 a year.
Meanwhile, a Burger King franchise might pull in $1,500,000 a year.
Burger King has nine burgers you can order, not counting chicken / fish / salads & veggies / breakfasts / sides / dessert ... and other choices. A much broader assortment, one that doesn't sell anything compared to Raising Cane's.
Why am I sharing this information?
Some of you are going to have problems sourcing products this fall, and the stuff you do have could potentially cost more. Your Government caused this problem, not you. Regardless, it's your job to overcome challenges. The challenge should not stop you, the brilliant marketer, from selling the heck out of what you DO have available. If Raising Cane's can outsell Burger King three-to-one with only five flippin' items on the menu, there's hope for you. A LOT of hope!
It's time to laser-focus your customers on the stuff you sell that matters. Sure, you used to have 800 styles / 5,000 skus available to the customer ... you might only have 350 styles and 2,200 skus available come November. The customer doesn't know what struggles you are having, the customer wants to know your point of view on what you have available.
Take full advantage of what you have available. You are a Marketer. Start marketing to the customer.
May 01, 2025
Oh, Kohl's
- New Industries (think crypto, AI, pickleball).
- Dying Industries (think retail, politics).
April 30, 2025
Calculating Merchandise Residual Value
Let's work through a very simple example of Merchandise Residual Value.
Let's pretend you have five customers and three items that the customer can purchase.
13-24 months ago, here's how much each customer spent.
- Customer #1 = $100.
- Customer #2 = $200.
- Customer #3 = $100.
- Customer #4 = $300.
- Customer #5 = $500.
- Customer #1 = $0.
- Customer #2 = $100.
- Customer #3 = $100.
- Customer #4 = $0.
- Customer #5 = $300.
- Customer #1 = Item 1.
- Customer #2 = Item 1, Item 3.
- Customer #3 = Item 2.
- Customer #4 = Item 1, Item 2, Item 3.
- Customer #5 = Item 1, Item 2 (twice), Item 3 (twice).
- Item 1 = $275: (100+200+300+500)/4
- Item 2 = $350: (100+300+500+500)/4
- Item 3 = $375: (100+300+500+500)/4
- Item 1 = $100: (0+100+0+300)/4
- Item 2 = $175: (100+0+300+300)/4
- Item 3 = $175: (100+0+300+300)/4
- -119.231 + 0.808*(13-24 Month Value).
April 29, 2025
Merchandise Residual Value
- It is purchased by newer customers, average customers, or loyal customers.
- It either adds to the future value of customers, is neutral, or detracts from the future value of customers.
April 28, 2025
A/B/C/D/F Channel Grade Opportunity
Let's try something low-cost to help you plan better for Q3/Q4.
- For $9,000 I will grade every customer in your database (A/B/C/D/F where "A" is best and "F" is non-responsive) for every large marketing channel you employ.
- You will receive a list of all 60-month buyers, all customers graded.
- I will update the list for you with data through August 1, and again with data through October 1 ... or alternatively, I'll update the list for you on September 1 ... whatever works best for you.
- This allows you to save $$$ by not mailing customers with D/F designations, especially among those with A/B/C email grades.
April 27, 2025
Making Good Decisions
Those of you deciding to save money in upcoming months ... especially those of you in the print world ... will need to make good decisions. Really good decisions. Like not killing customer acquisition efforts. Like finding ways to keep customers buying whatever is available without spending a lot of money telling customers to buy stuff.
A good decision? Not mailing email buyers. Not mailing digital buyers. Not mailing 25+ month buyers. I've been telling many of you this for nearly twenty years. A fair number of you listened, hiring me to cut back on wasteful variable marketing dollars.
Now the rest of you are going to be forced down this path. Or not. Who knows?
But if you are forced down this path, score every darn customer in your database for propensity to purchase from different marketing channels.
Example:
- Print Customers ... top 5% = "A", 6% - 15% = "B", 16% - 35% = "C", 36% - 60% = "D", 61% to bottom of file = "F".
- Apply Same Modeling Logic to "Omnichannel" Customers (respond to print online), Website Customers, Email Customers, "Digital Marketing" Customers, and Social Customers.
- "F" for Print.
- "D" for Omnichannel (Print via the Website).
- "C" for Website.
- "B" for Email.
- "B" for Digital Marketing.
April 24, 2025
Solving Two Problems At Once
- We need tariffs to even the playing field and not be taken advantage of anymore.
- My business is about to be clobbered for no good reason, my own Government is killing us.
April 23, 2025
A Couple of Scenarios - Stop Wasting Marketing Variable Costs
When customers become less productive (as happened in April), decisions need to be made. Especially among lapsed buyers. These customers are, by definition ... lapsed ... and therefore are not terribly responsive.
When a customer is not terribly responsive, the last thing you want to do is spend a ton of money on the customer. It's just dumb. You can spend the money elsewhere ... find a new customer, make the best video about widgets ever.
Here's an example.
You could send a direct mail piece to the customer (assuming the customer is 60+ years old). Or, you could send an email campaign to the customer. One tool creates a good amount of lift, one tool creates very little lift. Take a look.
It's common for outsiders to look at the lift observed in print and say "Look at that, you moved the needle!" And you did ... the customer (in the example above) would have averaged $1.60 in the two weeks after the piece was mailed ... but instead spends $2.40. You did move the needle ... a lot.
Outsiders will look at the $0.23 profit generated by the audience mailed and say, "see, that's a lot of profit". And they are right. But they are measuring things wrong. Compare the mailed group to the holdout group ... $0.23 (mailed) vs. $0.69 (not mailed). Which strategy yields more profit? NOT MAILING THE CUSTOMER!!
Now look at email marketing ... it barely moves the needle ($1.70 vs. $1.60). But ... but ... the end result is MORE PROFIT.
In 2025, it is FOOLISH to waste marketing dollars on customers not likely to respond. Go ahead and spend $$$ on customers who are responsive ... if the lapsed customer just visited your website, have at it, because the customer is temporarily responsive.
In 2025, you don't spend marketing dollars ... you spend marketing effort. Sure, pay for that silly click because the customer is responsive. Otherwise, leverage your YouTube presence, your social media presence, and your email marketing program to teach customers why they should buy from you at minimal/no variable cost.
We're not wasting variable costs anymore, got it?
April 22, 2025
File Power is Not Impacted By Your Decision to Hunker Down ... For Awhile, At Least
So you've decided to cut back on the marketing budget by 35% in an effort to conserve cash and "get through" 2025.
What's interesting, of course, is that as of today, you don't lose file power. Your customer file is still capable of generating volume, you're the one constraining the ability of your customers to deliver volume.
You can see the "File Power" section at the bottom of the table ... this is what your twelve-month buyer file is capable of (sales in thousands).
- $29.2 million through today.
- $29.5 million through the next year.
- $29.4 million for the year after.
- $29.2 million through today.
- $29.5 million through the next year.
- $27.5 million for the year after.
April 21, 2025
What Happens When You Sell 100 Items And You Can't Fulfill 40 Of Them?
- If you could only sell 20% of your skus, you'd generate 32% of sales.
- If you could only sell 40% of your skus, you'd generate 53% of sales.
- If you could only sell 60% of your skus, you'd generate 70% of sales.
- If you could only sell 80% of your skus, you'd generate 86% of sales.
April 20, 2025
What I'm Hearing
From your emails and comments from various professionals, in early April business took a -5% to -10% (ish) turn. Some are hopeful the shift in the Easter Holiday played a role, most of you tell me a different story.
Fortunately, nothing is permanent. Things could get worse, they could get better.
Last week we discussed the impact of increased prices. Would you like to see what your next issue could be?
On Amazon, I maintain a "Hobbies" shopping list ... stuff I'd like to purchase someday. Here's a portion of my shopping list. Do you see prices next to each item?
I've wanted that aune Flamingo DAC/Amp for a half-year! When I click on it, here's what I see.
Currently unavailable!
Many favorites are not available ... the stuff from China simply disappeared. That means containers on ships are going to disappear as well. Which means what if you are driving trucks on I-10 or I-40?
Here's another one a reader sent to me (by the way, notice the "community" link at the top of the page #justsaying).
Have you given any consideration to what happens when you sell 1,000 items ... and you can't sell 350 of them because you can't get access to those items anymore? Or you sell an item that is the composition of thirty-eight parts and you can't get access to seven of the parts anymore?
You're going to make interesting decisions ... some of you might be in a situation where you cannot sell a third of your assortment. You'll probably want to know what impact that has on your business.
Or, everything will turn out just fine. We don't know what will happen.
But we have to plan on two things happening.
- Prices are likely to increase.
- Items may not be available, limiting your product assortment, constraining your ability to meet your sales/profit goals.
April 18, 2025
Saturday Semi-Off-Topic: Pickleball!!
This post will come back to marketing in a moment ... I'm nudging you in a direction here.
Pickleball!
Can I show you a few things? Just watch a few points from a 2016 pro women's bronze medal match (click here) ... watch up to maybe 60 seconds. It's a slow-motion low-skill train wreck. At that time, this was pickleball at the highest level. My wife and I play close to this level today. Now, if you were "born" into the pickleball community from 2010 - 2018ish, this was the "best practice" ... you hit a soft third-shot drop, you ran up to the kitchen, and you tried to out-dink each other. Notice the low camera angle to capture all of the dinking "action".
Something happened in 2019 that lurched the game in a completely different direction. That thing? A precocious twelve-year old woman who won a National Championship with her Mom as partner. What did they do different? Watch a few points here ... what shot are they attempting on their third shot? They're blasting their third shots ... hitting drives until the opponent makes a mistake. You don't see them doing a lot of "soft" play unless they are forced into it ... otherwise it is bombs away.
It shouldn't surprise you that "everybody" took notice. Within a year, the style of pickleball changed. Yes, players adhered to the "old style" ... those players lost games. An awful lot of players told those employing the new style that they were "doing it wrong".
Do me a favor here. Watch just this one point from a pro match a few weeks ago (click here). I mean, the game isn't even recognizable from a few years ago, is it? Hands are fast, there are extended gunfights, you have to be able to execute soft play, you have to be able to execute power, you have to be able to play excellent defense in the transition zone, and you have to have a ton of strategy. Also - the twelve-year-old from the second video is playing in this match as an eighteen year old ... and ultimately loses!
Did you notice something across the three videos?
One of the players is playing in each video ... Catherine Parenteau. She's playing at the highest level in each year, and her playing style in 2025 looks NOTHING like the tepid, gentle, unrefined style she leveraged in 2016. As the game changed, she changed.
By now you're probably saying to yourself "What in God's name does this have to do with marketing and e-commerce?"
Plenty.
Look at how the game evolved over just nine (9) years.
Your business is likely to be "evolved" over the next nine (9) months. This means you get to be Catherine Parenteau in the videos above (constantly growing, changing, improving, evolving). If you don't evolve through the challenges coming our way, you'll look like the video of game play in 2016. During COVID, we re-invented how we work. During tariffs, we'll re-invent how we merchandise our brands. This isn't something we "hunker down and get through". Nope. Not at all. Hopefully I'm proven wrong. If proven right?
April 17, 2025
Cutting The Marketing Budget
- When we're facing tariffs or economic headwinds, it makes good sense to conserve money and not spend as much money on marketing activities, correct?
Demand/Sales don't look bad, but profit looks bad and the customer file contracts by about 2%. If your CFO is smart, she'll have you evaluate every marketing dollar to identify waste. If your CFO is not smart, he'll tell you to cut the digital budget by 30% ... just some dumb arbitrary number.
- You spend $1.5 million less on digital marketing.
- You generate $1.7 less in demand/sales.
- Profit improves, and is now just 10% less than the year prior.
- All of your good customer segments contract by about 4%.
- New buyers contract by 6% ... those digital dollars align with new customers, don't they?
April 16, 2025
Prices Go Up, Problems Start Appearing
In my pricing / forecasting projects ($4,900 ... kevinh@minethatdata.com), I establish a base case. From there, the goal is to see what happens to the business as prices increase. Yesterday we observed that profit is harmed when cost of goods increase.
Let's say we pass the cost along to the customer ... a 15% cost of goods in this example is $2.97, we simply pass $2.97 along to the customer. What happens?
- Rebuy rates decrease by 3%.
- New buyers decrease by 2%.
- Spend per buyer increases by 2%.
- Rebuy rates will decrease by 8%.
- New buyers are forecast to decrease by 5%.
- Spend per buyer should increase by 5%.
- Annual Demand/Sales decrease by $1.1 million.
- Annual Contribution/Profit decreases by just $530,000.
- The twelve-month buyer file decreases by 5.5%.
- This means that the demand/sales stabilization observed this year will be erased next year. Next year, without enough file power, sales are doing to decrease, costing you top-line volume and profit.
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