August 26, 2026

The Two Best Ways To Grow Your Loyal Customer Base

I've run the numbers more times than I care to mention. Tables, queries, simulations, you name it. All methods tell the same story.

The best loyalty programs have MANY customers, not few customers. It's always better to have two loyal customers than it is to have one loyal customer.

If you want a loyalty program with many loyal customers, there are two things you need to do. You need to do these things years before they pay off (I realize you don't want to hear that news).

  1. You must acquire high-quality new customers. S-Tier or A-Tier new customers. It's mandatory. That new customer you paid Facebook for that bought one lousy item at $29.99? Garbage. Facebook makes money, you don't.
  2. You must convert as many first-time buyers to a second purchase within three months of a first order. If you don't get them early, the probability of the customer becoming loyal greatly diminishes.

The mistake that is made, of course, is that the loyalty marketer waits until the customer spends $1,500 or whatever the amount, then tries to squeeze more money out of the customer. How many customers ever get to the $1,500 level? In my work, somewhere between 2% and 10% of customers ever achieve "loyal" status, however you define it.

Smart marketers, of course, mitigate this problem by crafting alternate marketing programs.
  1. They don't say "no" to the garbage name acquired via Facebook, but they work overtime to acquire the first-time buyer who purchases three items on a first order in two different merchandise categories. Whether algorithmically or (often) via their own programs, they generate attention/awareness that leads to new customers that are S-Tier or A-Tier.
  2. They have well-developed Welcome Programs that convert customers to a second purchase quickly. This results in a significant increase in loyal buyers 18-36 months later. The Loyalty Professional is dependent upon a Smart Marketer.

When clients ask about loyalty programs, I frequently say "If you want twice as many loyal customers tomorrow, be sure to acquire twice as many good new customers today". That's the point where professionals (i.e. some of you) get frustrated.

There are no shortcuts. There is a Standard that needs to be met.

Regardless, that's what the data shows. Accept facts and thrive!

August 25, 2026

The Problem With Loyalty Programs

Three problems with loyalty programs:

  • Wrong Incentives. Points and Discounts. Is that what the customer truly "wants"?
  • Wrong Customers. The wrong customers are selected to be included ... sometimes it is almost every customer that is included. That's not a loyalty program, it's not special if everybody is included.
  • Wrong Outcome. If we assume that a loyalty program creates incremental orders that wouldn't have otherwise happened (a big assumption), we may or may not generate a profitable outcome. For instance, too many of you ADORE throwing gross margin dollars in the trash can to "create" a more loyal customer. Why are you giving everybody an additional 20% off? Would they have purchased without the discount? If the answer is "yes", you just threw money in the garbage can and lit it on fire.

A well-crafted loyalty program must result in incremental orders that wouldn't have happened otherwise, and must result in more gross margin dollars and more profit dollars that would not have happened otherwise. Every time you give an additional 20% off or 40% off, you put gross margin dollars and profit dollars at risk.

Also, you don't solve the core problem. If you want to have a great loyalty program, how do you grow the number of customers who deserve to be in the program?


P.S.: I once worked with a "brand" that decided to enter everybody spending > $500 in a loyalty program, offering discounts/promotions/points to encourage the customer to spend more. The marketing team loved watching the orders roll in (in truth, they'd never measured how orders came in for this cohort). At the end of a year, I quantified year-over-year how much the > $500 cohort spent (it was like a 20% increase). Everybody celebrated. Then I shared with them the outcome of a separate query I ran where I measured the year-over-year increase among $400 - $499 customers last year. They didn't spend 20% more ... but they spent 15% more.
  • The incremental increase of 5% was wildly unprofitable. The company simply burned money.
  • Nobody appreciated the answer. I wasn't invited back to continue analyzing the issue.

August 24, 2026

Define a "Loyal" Customer Please

When I describe what I define as a "loyal" customer, I see sour faces. The kind of face one makes when accidentally biting into an onion that was mistaken for an apple.

My definition (get ready to make the face):

  • A customer is "loyal" when the customer has a 60% or greater chance of purchasing again in the next year.

I see your face.

Here's the thing ... it doesn't matter how you define a loyal customer, do it however you like. But come up with a consistent definition and stick with it. Maybe it is "Spending 'x' or more dollars across 'y' years". That's fine.

In nearly forty years in this "industry", I've learned that customer behavior and financial gain changes when the customer has a 60% chance or better of buying again next year. You might have three customers with different characteristics, but all three have the same chance of buying again next year.
  1. Purchased 4 times in the past four years, AOV = $100.
  2. Purchased 2 times in the past four years, AOV = $200.
  3. Purchased 3 times in the past four years, multi-category buyer, purchases full priced merchandise, uses proprietary credit.

Those are three different customers, all equally valuable in the future.

Regardless, create your own definition. There is no right/wrong answer. But stick with your definition once you define it.

August 23, 2026

Loyal Customers

This is what happens if you don't give AI a copy of what our friend, The Lemonhead, looks like. It leverages creative expression to do whatever the heck it wants.



I mean, technically that is a lemonhead ...

I have no idea why there is an airplane in the image.

Anyway, this week we'll talk a bit about loyal customers. There is a secret to developing a loyal customer base, and the secret is likely to annoy you, because it has little to do with anything you've been taught.


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August 19, 2026

Marketplaces

They're as old as the Bible.

This book (click here) is a classic from the dot.com era. The authors explain how industries evolve and change. Think about catalog marketing, once dominated by the likes of Sears and JCP and Montgomery Wards among others. Everything consolidated to a handful of gatekeepers. Then "specialty catalogers" ... the Lands' End and LL Beans of the world, they took away market share. There were thousands of small (and some large) catalog brands. Eventually the large catalog brands expanded into retail/malls (i.e. marketplaces).

Then ecommerce came along. Thousands or tens of thousands of small companies erupted, taking market share from catalogers. Catalog brands folded. Ecommerce ultimately rolled-up into large marketplaces (Amazon ... Shopify ... Etsy etc).

What do we think happens when we transition from ecommerce to something that is AI-inspired? Do you honestly think that Amazon will be the big winner? Or do you think that something comes up, something we didn't expect, and that "something" does "something new" better than incumbents? 

It's likely to be the latter.

This is more about what happens to "brands". They grow, they thrive, they struggle, they die. It's unavoidable.

Your "boutique brand", however, can adhere to a different set of rules. That little Italian restaurant on the corner has been around for three decades. They've survived all changes. How did they do that? Why do you keep going there?

Yes, there are going to be grifters that sink the economy as they try to force their version of AI upon us. We've seen an endless supply of grifters in the last quarter century ... the Enrons, the Mortgage Backed Security purveyors, and in the past decade politicians. It's going to be an awful experience in ecommerce to wade through the grifters. But we'll do it. Everybody always does it.

Your "boutique brand" doesn't have to adhere to the migration from the marketplaces that dominate the 2020s to the marketplaces that will be created for the 2030s. Plan accordingly, and have a vision for what is best for your customers.

August 18, 2026

ROAS = Profit (It's Just Harder To See It)

There are (too) many digital marketers who, when you talk to them about profit, say that they don't measure profit. "I don't need to measure profit, I measure ROAS, ROAS is a best practice".

The fun part of the comment is that the digital marketer IS measuring profit, s/he just doesn't realize it.

Here's a table for a digital marketing initiative, broken down into deciles for the sake of illustration.




We see total results on the left - I converted the results to incremental outcomes by decile. In this example, deciles 7/8/9/10 lost money, they were unprofitable.

Now look at Incremental ROAS on the far right. An approximate Incremental ROAS of $2.25 is unprofitable. Anything below that is unprofitable.

If you have the discipline to keep incremental activities above a 2.25 ROAS, you're generating profit. Good for you!

The Two Best Ways To Grow Your Loyal Customer Base

I've run the numbers more times than I care to mention. Tables, queries, simulations, you name it. All methods tell the same story. The ...