Brawndo

In the 2006 movie "Idiocracy" crops weren't growing.

There is a scene where Joe Bauers is trying to explain to President Camacho's Cabinet that crops were not growing because they were being given Brawndo (the thirst mutilator) when they should be irrigated with water.

This led to two problems.

• One Cabinet member repeated that Brawndo has what plants crave, and was so thoroughly brainwashed that she could not articulate why plants crave Brawndo ... she just knew that "it has what plants crave".
• Another Cabinet member suggested that it was stupid to give plants toilet water, insinuating that Joe Bauers was an idiot.

Of course this is what it feels like to spend a half-hour on LinkedIn.

But this also happens at your company. There is somebody you have to convince of something important, and that person simply isn't capable of thinking critically enough to even understand your argument. To put this into Idiocracy terms, I once had a department head who asked to see the electrolyte percentage in every report ... it did not matter that electrolytes were irrelevant, it did not matter that there was another issue (water) that he needed to pay attention to, he just wanted his reports to show electrolyte percentages ... to him, that was the story to be told. (the real story in this instance was how much one business unit cannibalized another business unit and the department head simply could not understand the concept of cannibalization - no amount of arguing mattered).

In the movie Idiocracy, Joe Bauers eventually filmed a field that he was irrigating, proved he was right (growing plants), and ultimately (though not easily) became President.

Don't be afraid to take chances. I once had a CMO who told me that one of my weaknesses was that I didn't take risks - she told me that I needed to do things without her permission ... without me telling her what I was doing ... show that the concept worked, then I had to make it impossible via sales/profit for her to tell me not to do it again. That always stuck with me. It should stick with you as well.