In some of the AI-drawn cartoons I ask AI to create three shadowy men in trench coats.
Interestingly, the AI platform I use told me I couldn't reference the three men in trench coats as having any connection to the "mafia" or the "mob", going so far as to say that the AI platform has been programmed in a way to prevent use of the terms. Ok. We'll go with trench coats.
This has been an interesting week on the blog. Lots of communication from readers, some of it quite inspiring, most of it random criticism.
This brings me back to the shadowy figures above.
The last time I attended the NEMOA conference (which, back in the day, was more influential than the Catalog Conference that was disbanded after the Great Recession) was either 2014 or 2015. I paid my own way, one of the myriad joys of running your own business. As Kramer once said, "it's a write off"!
I sat in on a session on attribution ("the catalog drives the whole process, if you don't have the catalog, you don't have search performance"). Somebody from Google sat next to the speaker, nodding (probably nodding because they didn't have to pay their own way to sit there). Anyway, I finish taking notes, the room empties, and I get up to leave. At the door are three men. Oh, I know who the men are. They work for one of those boutique catalog agencies. One of the men closes the door. I realize there are only four of us in the room.
The three men issue a demand.
- "Come work for us, or we will destroy your business."
Um. No. Great offer. Really appreciate the earnest nature of the request. But, no. No!!
One of the men proceeds to tell me that my message does not follow the mainstream messaging the industry needs to thrive. One of the men informs me that the best way to monetize the industry is to have all parties unifying around a shared message.
Yeah, that's offensive. Am I not allowed free speech? You want me to lie to benefit you? No. No!!
Of course, there are consequences for freely saying whatever you want to say, even when speaking the truth. In this case, three shadowy men vowed to put me out of business. Three months later, a fourth man (working for a co-op-style organization) called me and told me he was going to put me out of business unless I joined his organization. A year later, a woman from a boutique agency yelled at me on the phone for a half-hour because my A/B Mail/Holdout tests that proved that catalogs mailed to retail shoppers were unprofitable was a message that was "dumb" and "illogical". She informed me she "won" the account with the retailer and fired me on the spot.
I'll never forget the glee in her voice. If you read her content today, you'll sense the fear in her message, as she tries to hold her business together in a changing world.
There is always a consequence for saying whatever you want to say. Always. If you suggest that digital marketers aren't always gifted with attention to detail or you praise an industry legend or you develop a math-centric analysis that rubs against the grain of an industry, yes, you get to say what you want but people are going to use their right to free speech to discredit you (or to prove they are right when they are wrong ... OR to prove they are right AND they are right!!).
Some come after you because they want an argument. Do not give those folks any oxygen. Ever.
Some come after you because you might be taking business away from them. I've had challenges with the paper industry for nearly twenty years because they believe that my analytics and mail/holdout tests cause companies to spend less with them. I freely say things, in return there is a consequence. Even when I'm right, which in this case I have a career of test results to prove my point ... there are consequences. It costs me money to be "right".
As this week draws to a close, it's important to remember to not let the shadowy figures in your life get to you. Don't give them oxygen.