December 12, 2010

Dear Catalog CEOs: You Haven't Been Forgotten!

Dear Catalog CEOs:

You have not been forgotten!

I have a booklet for you, too, available in the next seven days, called "Hillstrom's Catalog Marketing PhD"!

This is a 42 page Christmas Treat that shows you every step of the customer selection process I go through, from A to Z, in determining how many catalogs a customer should receive.

If you have a statistical analyst on-staff, you'll be able to replicate my process and immediately begin generating hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars of additional, incremental profit.  What's not to like about that?


If you don't have the bandwidth to handle a project of that magnitude, then read the booklet, and hire me instead, I'll be able to help you earn an Honorary PhD, and you'll generate hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars of additional, incremental profit.  What's not to like about that?


Now go ahead, and ask your favorite catalog vendor if they are willing to sell you their secrets for just $7.95 via print, or $2.99 via Kindle/Nook, see what answer you get from them?


This booklet will likely be available in the next three to eight days, so be ready!!

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