Six-Word Direct Marketing Memoir

In the spirit of the best selling book "Not Quite What I Was Planning", here's your opportunity to write your own six word direct marketing memoir.

A few examples, to get you started:

• The Economy: Can't afford to drive to work.
• Paid Search: Branded keyword prospects convert really well.
• Chief Merchandising Officer: The fall assortment looks absolutely spectacular.
• Chief Creative Officer: Aspirational creative presentation drives brand loyalty.
• Chief Financial Officer: Immediately cut expenses by ten percent.
• Catalog Marketer: Your online sales plummet without me.
• Web Analytics: I'll measure anything that happens online.
• Business Intelligence: I'll measure anything that happens offline.
• Social Media: Use blogs. No, Twitter. No, Plurk.
• Employee: Boss stole my work, became Executive.
  

Your turn! Keep it clean. Write your memoir in the comments section of this post.